FFXIV – How to Machinist: Fake it ’til you make it

If the wrench was a pommel and the machinist was a swordsman, it would’ve been worth something, you could end bosses rightly. As is, not much of a skill.

I died when he removed gauss barrel from the bar then cut to a scene of him strafing around a target dummy and firing. Funniest video ive seen in a while. Tysm!

Let’s be honest here, nobody knows how the MCH rotation works, even the top MCHs just have found muscle memory that surprisingly does dmg but wouldn’t be able to put it into words.

The politician analogy is so true. I’m crying with laughter. It all looks really great in action, but only machinist mains know how bullshit it all is. It looks great on a parse, but literally half your overall dps is from cooldowns. How how much of your time is spent actually using potent cooldowns? Very little, and most of it revolves aorund the incredibly rare CD combos possible with wildfire. So most of the time you’re just TRYING to look busy and useful as your overinflated opener DPS floats your parse. Not even people who use ACT can see you’re just a silly wanker.

I tell people BRD is still the more reliable support dps by leagues even with the hypercharge change (foes has far far more uptime. think about that), but everyone is just so impressed by dat burst they think I’m exaggerating…

Please make these for every class, I just found these and now I can play FFXIV perfectly and now my family and FC will accept me and won’t disown me and leave me with no house, money or car and get Titan to land a salty landslide in me eyes.

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