Comprehensive guide to putting eyebrows on the Highlander race

Good morning my friends at square enix, I am writing here today to explain to you how real eyebrows have the possibility to grow on the forehead of a male highlander. Below will be a guide to walk you through this process.

Part 1) Introduction: What is an eyebrow?

The eyebrow is an area of thick, delicate hairs above the eye that follows the shape of the lower margin of the brow ridges of some mammals. Their main function is hypothesized to prevent sweat, water, and other debris from falling down into the eye socket, but they are also important to hyur communication and facial expression. It is not uncommon for people to modify their eyebrows by means of hair addition, removal, makeup, tattoo, or piercings.

Part 2) Eyebrows, yeah so what?

Naturally, eorzeans grow eyebrows on their foreheads, so they may not seem like a big deal to most people. However, there is a group of very unfortunate individuals who have been forced to shave their eyebrows against their will by the gods of Eorzea… These people are known as Highlanders.

Part 3) The Solution

The poor highlander has been forced to endure the shame of a barren forehead by the gods of lore… What can be done about this injustice..? Ah Eorzea, a realm filled with thousands, or perhaps millions of warriors of light… Being one of these special warriors would seem like it would release a man from these shackles of “lore”, and would raise him above the rest of his peers, right? So the solution is a simple one. Allow the highlanders to be free. Do not fear what you don’t understand. Release the seal, release the beast from their foreheads.

Seems like a simple task, right?

And there you have it. The comprehensive guide to putting eyebrows on highlanders. It’s really that simple, so make it happen SE!

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Thank you my friends, and good day to you.


This message was brought to you by Ilberd, Raubahn, and many other tortured highland souls

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